first day jitter bugs!

so hello hello..

i got back from gem island ages ago...
well.. ok... last saturday...
sweet clair waited for me to come back so we can go to robinsons to shop at benefit...

I got myself you rebel!
very good i must say... i like the name alot... spelt just like lynn..
haha..

anyway.. am very the sunburn... i look like a red indian/indian/veryblackpunyaperson...
and it's fucking pain.. it feels like i'm being burnt after being burned!!!

oh.. i also went for my orientation..
thank god chris is taking the same course with me..
or i'll be freaking lost without him!!

and... i'm glad to say..
I've got friends...
blah blah...
thank you P!, Grace, and Viv.. for keeping me busy throughout....

mwaxx!!

stupid jia.. u still owe me moolah!!! i'm fucking broke!

oh.. will post pics up l8r and blog bout shit ass orientation week!!

gemia is-land

so your's truly haven't been updating...

at all

sorry... hehe.. lazy ma.. not like i'm the most hardworking person...
if i am.. then i would've hit the gym everyday and look like giselle bundchen already...
rofl...

anyhoo..

i'm flying to Terengganu tomorrow..
I'm going to Pulau Gemia... erm.. ya..
Gem Island larh... aiyo....

go google it or something..

so excited.. i'm so beach deprived... the last time i went to a beach was erm...
18675321657 years ago...

so .. yay... beaches/ beach....

and so i'm thinking of whether i should tan myself...
even i'm damn dark.. but tan is glossy mine is dull...
and hence.. this conversation occured
(cuz i'm talking to p now while blogging)

l.y.n.n
pyiee

shud i tan myself
or am i dark enuf
or shud i be darker
you are dark enough ady laa. you wanna be an idian mehh
erm no lar..
like chibai lar..
ha
eyerrr
u know what chibai is not
or u forgot edy
i noe laa mygod
haha..
punjabi & chinese?
ya
hehhe
ok wut
eyer
but i think i already look like a chibai
lol
so how
chibai or no chibai
nochibai pls
hahah...
owh kay..
hahha good no tan ya
so i should go around the island looking like a muslim la..
i wear my baju kurung to the beach
hah
hahahah dont need laa.
just dont tan yourself cause you're actually tan ady
i'm not lar..
i'm malay like not tan lar..
yes you are laa
ei..
my display pic look like malay rite imagine with tudung...

(courtesy of vivien chong)

OMG YAAAA
hahahaha
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........ so wut tat...


omg.. i can't wait for tomorrow.. which is like in a few hours cuz i'm flying at 7... yay!!
till then..

my college orientation is this Sunday!!! i'm not college-less ok....

Advice for the WOMEN, note for the MEN

So i was checking thru my facebook... And i found this message that christine send me rather interesting... no... it made my day... i started to smile.. leanne smiled to when she read it... i've decided to post it on my blog.. cause ppl like grace don't have facebook... so wouldn't it be better if i just post it here and you all can read about me without me needing to send to all the people.. malas larh!!! so here it is.. enjoy!!

Advice from Oprah about men ~

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve,
then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.

Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don't stay because you think "it will get better."

You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant,
why would he treat you any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.
He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
even if he has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...
compromise is two way street.

You need time to heal between relationships...
there is nothing cute about baggage...
deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...
look for someone complimentary...
not supplementary.

Dating is fun...
even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes...
when a man always know where you are,
and you're always readily available to him,
he takes it for granted.

Never move into his mother's house.

Never co-sign for a man.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other women...
You'll make someone smile,
another rethink her choices,
and another woman prepare.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
and an entire lifetime to forget them.

oh oprah!! i love you so muchie!!!


will post bout outing with grace later... i think this is way more interesting than me telling u the whole story of awake and me finding this gorgeous dress.. =)

so yesterday!!

To start with...

YESTERDAY WAS THE CRAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Thanks to the old man who was holding a set of newspaper and trying to cross the road when the light turn green... Thanks.. You almost send me and another 40 more drivers who were trying to get to work on time to jail!!

told myself ' what a great way to start my day.. how bad can it get..."

sure enough... by the end of the day if i can slap myself and not feel how pain it hurts cause it will not add up to how bad my day was... it'll be like icing on a cupcake...

mental note to yourself always check the date when you wanna park outside a mosque.. I did the mistake and I was stuck inside my car for 1 and a 1/2 hour waiting for the very irresponsible driver to move their fucking car... He was at the side there selling his chip-lak food but he refuse to move.. no... why? cause later got nowhere to park... and i have to take it in cause he was so selfish!!!

And so i started to cry in the car.. not cause i couldn't get out... maybe a lil... ok la.. 1/2 but also because the night before sucked cock... i got another saman... and i haven't even paid my first one... now.. you can add the cherry on top of the icing of the cupcake...

Thank you very much....

anyhoo... as bad as the day went... i finally went for my body checkup for my college intake!!! i'm mighty perfect fine... i even got my x-ray done... haha.. now i know that my boobs are more even than clairs... heheheheh..... oh and we went bra shopping with my mum...

All 3 of us... we bought a total of 11 bras worth RM 666.something which doesn't really matter..And no.. i will not post up pictures of the bras cause then it'll be gross...

But if you're so interested in bras go to victoria secret and enjoy...

Oh... today I decided to pimp clair's v3i... we went and get all the diamantes and the epoxy glue and stuff... The aunty that i bought the diamantes is very nice... The original price was RM50 for 100 small diamantes and 100 big ones... Pink ones in fact.. and she decided to give it to me at RM48 after my constant nagging..

That was until i realized that i only had RM45 in my purse and i showed her.... She was totally hesitating then she sighed and said... 'aiya... you can only get this kinda price here arrr.. i tell you... no where else...' and i smiled and paid and cabut before she changed her mind!!! so this proves that my bargain-ing skills are also quite up to standard... you must know how to hide your money.. ahhaha

Luckily i tried to put the diamantes to see whether there was enough.. cause 200 is not enough lor... it only fitted her remote for the gate of my house.. and the back somemore... and not enough ok!!! there's a hole in the middle that is without diamates... what a waste... it would've looked so chic... cause it's so bling.. haha...

so this is the unfinished finished product.. =)

nice or not??? the middle part is a total rip-off la.. erm.. you put your finger there and cover the hole la!!!

am going out with grace to go watch awake tomorrow....

oooh.. i totally can't wait!!!

yours truly

*CHEERS*

this made my day!!!

stupid blogger

eeee.. there's something wrong with blogger... i can't seem to control the font!

FUCK LARH!!

Celebrity Fitness's 1st Anniversary!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!

It's celebrity fitness's ( the one in bangsar village II ) first anniversary.. SO CHEERS!!!!

erm.. ya... big hoo-haa bout it... they invited the media and all the celebrity ( that's why it's called CELEBRITY fitness ) anybody who was somebody were there... from the chong sister's from the amazing race to amber chia, to stephanie chai, to.. aiya... go read the newspaper i think they covered it.. or not... but whatever...

It was such a big hoo-haa till they had red carpets all the way from outside the door leading to the lift and all the way to celebrity fitness... they even had the backdrop with all the logos of celebrity fitness with it's sponsoring partner all over... for what? have you heard of the grammys??? go figure...

Whatever it is... I didn't have fun.. I didn't get a trickle of alcohol down my throat while all the other staff were wasted!! Serious wasted...

And oh.. to my dear special someone... Go fug yourself and make sure you die!!! FAST!!

oh.. and i've got no pics at all... even tho i was bumping around all night with wine and beer.. because i was WORKING!!! Oh... only one when amer was walking round with his camera taking candid shots... i swear i'll look like some fugly bitch in it!!! eeeee!!!!

oh.. P... thank you... only you can talk bout something else and make me not feel so sad over my own shit... =)

And so i'm dedicating this post to you even if it has nothing to do with you!!

*cheers*

B-o-o-b-s

And so before i slip into my depression-leave-me-alone-fuck-off mode... I was talking to Leanne when she was at the cafe...

There was a class going on.. And this particular aunty had like super perky breast. And she was wearing a halter top. Means she's either wearing erm.. strapless bra or no bra.. For a dance class.

But that's besides the point...

Her boobs don't bounce when she dances... So we just started talking bout her boobs lar.. Bout how it must be fake! And wonder how much she paid and all.. Cause seriously.. At that age ( i bet she's bout erm 50+) and so... ya.. gravity should be taking action already rite?

And plus.. I'm sure she went for breast implants.. cause her boobs are like fucking big for her body... It's almost like pamela anderson just that her body is not as curvacious...

eee... imagine when she sleep and her breast still stands still like 2 mountains. And it's stiff and hard!!! yer.....

omg.. what if it explodes when she is on a plane?

sober

I'm so emo today!

Someone hand me my black eyeliner and lipstick!

Cup-a-cino

So today I didn't have to make any cuppacino!
Yay me!-.-''

but work was boring...
was thinking of making churro's cause i was missing them..
the last time i had them was when i was in japan...

Had lunch with Shakoor, Fairuz and Sam at Devi's corner. I had my usual lar.. erm.. Mee mamak sangat, sangat, sangat, sangat pedas...

And then I got stares from the 3 very FIT FITNESS TRAINERS because I was eating something so fattening.. Ya.. Like i care.. I eat what i like and i like what i eat! haha.. And i entertained them with my very chunted finger bending skills... Which so far only clair, kingsley and i can do.. As far as i know!

shakoor and i

mr.vainpot here had to take 3 pictures because he said the 1st 2 made me look good but make him look ugly.. so the last one made me look weird but made him look good..
umm.. ya!

So i went over to ikea with cheryl to change the lightbulbs which she bought wrongly.. OHMIGAWD! When working.. i was reading xiaxue's blog and now i'm so inspired! EEEEE!!!!! I sound like some freak! wtv... her room is so gorgeous... If i was a neat person my room would look like that too.. for one minute! until i realize that the shirt i wanna wear is way at the back and i will throw everything out reach in real deep and grab it out and just stuff everything else back in...

back to square one.. so what's the point?

anyway.. i had fun experimenting with light bulbs!

see.... sooooo... bright..

seeee.. nooooo.. bright...
haha

i actually wanted to take a picture with me thinking... you dig? 'i've got an idea' light?!
but i realize that i have embarassed myself more than enough when i was playing with the switch of the light.. any way i think this light buld looks weird lighted up.. no?

ohh.. I LOVE IKEA LAR... if only my dad owned it!

on the way out.. P called telling me bout her day at college! she thinks it's cool to say
" i just came back from college "
wtv man P!

I didn't get to hear bout her first day at school cause she ko-ed on the sofa... before i came back and shortly after she finished her food.. so i was communicating with my tv and a dead body instead!

Seriously only P can gawk at colleges having
a) an underground auditorium
b) a courtyard

waaa... you all got underground one ar?
waaa... you all got courtyard one ar?

what's next la P?

oh ya... we haven't pay our saman yet lar!!!!