Advice for the WOMEN, note for the MEN

So i was checking thru my facebook... And i found this message that christine send me rather interesting... no... it made my day... i started to smile.. leanne smiled to when she read it... i've decided to post it on my blog.. cause ppl like grace don't have facebook... so wouldn't it be better if i just post it here and you all can read about me without me needing to send to all the people.. malas larh!!! so here it is.. enjoy!!

Advice from Oprah about men ~

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve,
then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.

Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don't stay because you think "it will get better."

You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant,
why would he treat you any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.
He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
even if he has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...
compromise is two way street.

You need time to heal between relationships...
there is nothing cute about baggage...
deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...
look for someone complimentary...
not supplementary.

Dating is fun...
even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes...
when a man always know where you are,
and you're always readily available to him,
he takes it for granted.

Never move into his mother's house.

Never co-sign for a man.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other women...
You'll make someone smile,
another rethink her choices,
and another woman prepare.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
and an entire lifetime to forget them.

oh oprah!! i love you so muchie!!!


will post bout outing with grace later... i think this is way more interesting than me telling u the whole story of awake and me finding this gorgeous dress.. =)

so yesterday!!

To start with...

YESTERDAY WAS THE CRAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Thanks to the old man who was holding a set of newspaper and trying to cross the road when the light turn green... Thanks.. You almost send me and another 40 more drivers who were trying to get to work on time to jail!!

told myself ' what a great way to start my day.. how bad can it get..."

sure enough... by the end of the day if i can slap myself and not feel how pain it hurts cause it will not add up to how bad my day was... it'll be like icing on a cupcake...

mental note to yourself always check the date when you wanna park outside a mosque.. I did the mistake and I was stuck inside my car for 1 and a 1/2 hour waiting for the very irresponsible driver to move their fucking car... He was at the side there selling his chip-lak food but he refuse to move.. no... why? cause later got nowhere to park... and i have to take it in cause he was so selfish!!!

And so i started to cry in the car.. not cause i couldn't get out... maybe a lil... ok la.. 1/2 but also because the night before sucked cock... i got another saman... and i haven't even paid my first one... now.. you can add the cherry on top of the icing of the cupcake...

Thank you very much....

anyhoo... as bad as the day went... i finally went for my body checkup for my college intake!!! i'm mighty perfect fine... i even got my x-ray done... haha.. now i know that my boobs are more even than clairs... heheheheh..... oh and we went bra shopping with my mum...

All 3 of us... we bought a total of 11 bras worth RM 666.something which doesn't really matter..And no.. i will not post up pictures of the bras cause then it'll be gross...

But if you're so interested in bras go to victoria secret and enjoy...

Oh... today I decided to pimp clair's v3i... we went and get all the diamantes and the epoxy glue and stuff... The aunty that i bought the diamantes is very nice... The original price was RM50 for 100 small diamantes and 100 big ones... Pink ones in fact.. and she decided to give it to me at RM48 after my constant nagging..

That was until i realized that i only had RM45 in my purse and i showed her.... She was totally hesitating then she sighed and said... 'aiya... you can only get this kinda price here arrr.. i tell you... no where else...' and i smiled and paid and cabut before she changed her mind!!! so this proves that my bargain-ing skills are also quite up to standard... you must know how to hide your money.. ahhaha

Luckily i tried to put the diamantes to see whether there was enough.. cause 200 is not enough lor... it only fitted her remote for the gate of my house.. and the back somemore... and not enough ok!!! there's a hole in the middle that is without diamates... what a waste... it would've looked so chic... cause it's so bling.. haha...

so this is the unfinished finished product.. =)

nice or not??? the middle part is a total rip-off la.. erm.. you put your finger there and cover the hole la!!!

am going out with grace to go watch awake tomorrow....

oooh.. i totally can't wait!!!

yours truly

*CHEERS*

this made my day!!!

stupid blogger

eeee.. there's something wrong with blogger... i can't seem to control the font!

FUCK LARH!!

Celebrity Fitness's 1st Anniversary!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!

It's celebrity fitness's ( the one in bangsar village II ) first anniversary.. SO CHEERS!!!!

erm.. ya... big hoo-haa bout it... they invited the media and all the celebrity ( that's why it's called CELEBRITY fitness ) anybody who was somebody were there... from the chong sister's from the amazing race to amber chia, to stephanie chai, to.. aiya... go read the newspaper i think they covered it.. or not... but whatever...

It was such a big hoo-haa till they had red carpets all the way from outside the door leading to the lift and all the way to celebrity fitness... they even had the backdrop with all the logos of celebrity fitness with it's sponsoring partner all over... for what? have you heard of the grammys??? go figure...

Whatever it is... I didn't have fun.. I didn't get a trickle of alcohol down my throat while all the other staff were wasted!! Serious wasted...

And oh.. to my dear special someone... Go fug yourself and make sure you die!!! FAST!!

oh.. and i've got no pics at all... even tho i was bumping around all night with wine and beer.. because i was WORKING!!! Oh... only one when amer was walking round with his camera taking candid shots... i swear i'll look like some fugly bitch in it!!! eeeee!!!!

oh.. P... thank you... only you can talk bout something else and make me not feel so sad over my own shit... =)

And so i'm dedicating this post to you even if it has nothing to do with you!!

*cheers*

B-o-o-b-s

And so before i slip into my depression-leave-me-alone-fuck-off mode... I was talking to Leanne when she was at the cafe...

There was a class going on.. And this particular aunty had like super perky breast. And she was wearing a halter top. Means she's either wearing erm.. strapless bra or no bra.. For a dance class.

But that's besides the point...

Her boobs don't bounce when she dances... So we just started talking bout her boobs lar.. Bout how it must be fake! And wonder how much she paid and all.. Cause seriously.. At that age ( i bet she's bout erm 50+) and so... ya.. gravity should be taking action already rite?

And plus.. I'm sure she went for breast implants.. cause her boobs are like fucking big for her body... It's almost like pamela anderson just that her body is not as curvacious...

eee... imagine when she sleep and her breast still stands still like 2 mountains. And it's stiff and hard!!! yer.....

omg.. what if it explodes when she is on a plane?

sober

I'm so emo today!

Someone hand me my black eyeliner and lipstick!

Cup-a-cino

So today I didn't have to make any cuppacino!
Yay me!-.-''

but work was boring...
was thinking of making churro's cause i was missing them..
the last time i had them was when i was in japan...

Had lunch with Shakoor, Fairuz and Sam at Devi's corner. I had my usual lar.. erm.. Mee mamak sangat, sangat, sangat, sangat pedas...

And then I got stares from the 3 very FIT FITNESS TRAINERS because I was eating something so fattening.. Ya.. Like i care.. I eat what i like and i like what i eat! haha.. And i entertained them with my very chunted finger bending skills... Which so far only clair, kingsley and i can do.. As far as i know!

shakoor and i

mr.vainpot here had to take 3 pictures because he said the 1st 2 made me look good but make him look ugly.. so the last one made me look weird but made him look good..
umm.. ya!

So i went over to ikea with cheryl to change the lightbulbs which she bought wrongly.. OHMIGAWD! When working.. i was reading xiaxue's blog and now i'm so inspired! EEEEE!!!!! I sound like some freak! wtv... her room is so gorgeous... If i was a neat person my room would look like that too.. for one minute! until i realize that the shirt i wanna wear is way at the back and i will throw everything out reach in real deep and grab it out and just stuff everything else back in...

back to square one.. so what's the point?

anyway.. i had fun experimenting with light bulbs!

see.... sooooo... bright..

seeee.. nooooo.. bright...
haha

i actually wanted to take a picture with me thinking... you dig? 'i've got an idea' light?!
but i realize that i have embarassed myself more than enough when i was playing with the switch of the light.. any way i think this light buld looks weird lighted up.. no?

ohh.. I LOVE IKEA LAR... if only my dad owned it!

on the way out.. P called telling me bout her day at college! she thinks it's cool to say
" i just came back from college "
wtv man P!

I didn't get to hear bout her first day at school cause she ko-ed on the sofa... before i came back and shortly after she finished her food.. so i was communicating with my tv and a dead body instead!

Seriously only P can gawk at colleges having
a) an underground auditorium
b) a courtyard

waaa... you all got underground one ar?
waaa... you all got courtyard one ar?

what's next la P?

oh ya... we haven't pay our saman yet lar!!!!

Nerd

Went to work looking like a nerd today... Hahah....





Someone please tell me the difference between a latte, flat white and a cappucino... serious shit..


Item of the day that i dreaded the most to make was a cappucino.. Cause out of 5 cups of cappucino i made.. I had 4 people telling me that it either didn't taste like cappucino or it's not frothy enough...





Go fuck yourself!





It's only coffee you know.. after you drink it... god knows where it goes after that... Geez.. does it really matter that much!?





Was thinking of working out today after work.. But before i even finish my work.. My dear fren P called asking if she could go crash in my house cause she was sick and tired and was in the middle of the orientation of her first day of school.. yeah...





So by the time I reached home.. She was already dead on my sofa with my comforter over her..


My maid is so sweet. awwww.. She went and take my comforter cause P looked sickly.. and then she asked me if P needed a massage and whether she wanted some medicine.. My maid...


Well trained...


Duh... Near 10 years already..


And i'm loving her.. =)





I'm gonna get ready for my yoga classes..





follow me...


OHM.......

If you ask me i think i look quite intelligent...

i should consider wearing my glasses when i go to college.. so i will look more intelligent.. you know lar.. physiotherapy and all.. you wouldn't want one that looks like so dungu rite????

Pariah Criss Angel of Celebrity Fitness

Shakoor!

And so I finally decide to post up the pictures of This is Love Event!

And so.. before I post up the pics I had this lame conversation with Shakoor today!

shakoor : Ei.. you look slimmer already ar?
lynn : Ya meh? Where got?
shakoor : got.. you stop eating the cookies you bake already issit?
lynn : no la... i ate mcdonalds for breakfast...

-.-' (courtesy of vivi-pari)

hehe.. and oh.. he did this 'magic' trick on me involving a 10 cents coin.
One hand holding on to my hand, the other rubbing the 10 cents on my palm. He then keeps the 10 cents in his pocket and then he calls me to close my palm open and close and open again.
Then he called me to stare at my hand and bring it closer to my face.
I did as he said.. and then he called me to turn my hand around which i tell you was already very near my face and i saw that he stuck a freaking croakroach on my hand!

My first reaction?

grab the croakroach off my hand and rinse my hand under the tap...

which if you ask me... was very calm already..
Jane screamed like mad!! so funny !!
hahaha... he's so lame lar....

*grins*

This is LOVE...

Me and My LOVE

Clair and My LOVE

\

Mindy and Her LOVE

Mindy all geared up to kick some ass!

Mindy in action...

while mindy was kickin ass....

Shu Jing kicking ass...

Clair, Mindy and Me=)

Clair, Mindy, Shu Jing

The starting of the event!

Hannah Lo kickboxing

Pole Dancing 101

Clair sangat fail in pole dancing

Mindy on the other hand got potential! haha

Ze goodie bag

some bracelet

chenelle's CD

some note pad

we left at 7.30.. the event started at 5 cause it was kinda boring and i was scared that the girl behind me was gonna kick my head real hard..

Seriously.. her kick-boxing skills can kill!

So the four of us headed of to Bangsar to eat at Indian Kitchen..
No pictures tho.. cause i ran off to celebrity fitness to take my bath... haha...


Oh.. and today.. while I was peeling the carrots.. I found this teensy-weensy carrot which I thought looked adorable!

It reminded me of when I was young.. I adored bugs bunny and how he can chew on a carrot...
I followed suit cause it was so cute.. And i peeled the carrot and took it everywhere with me chewing.. Even to KFC...
=)

It took me 2 whole hours to finish the goddamn carrot.. And it didn't taste good...
Bugs bunny is a liar!!!
haha

Nights

Sunday Morning!!!

While I could be in my bed now warming myself in my duvet..

I'm standing in front of the computer at the cafe staring blankly at the clock...

Haihz... I need sleep =/

I am woman! Hear me ROAR!!

Post : This is Love Event

I seriously expected better lorh.......

will blog bout it later when i'm in the mood..

*sighs*

I'm in the midst of being ignored by someone for doing something I didn't know I did...

Just tell me what is wrong larh!

bubblegummer!

The other day Erwan was chewing on bubblegums.. And he offered me one..
Then we started to compare who's bubble was bigger..
And his was always bigger than mine! wtf?

Then i realized that he ate 3 and i only ate 1... *swt* crazy cow...

And i've finally decided to post the pictures of my cousin's wedding which was held on saturday but only felt like posting it up now. Bare with it!And i finally got that stupid sweet to open and OHMIGAWD! it's so yummy =)

Mind me =)

Clair & I(my erche)

Kings & I


Cheryl & I(my dache)

And oh.. I realize I really miss school cause my college is only starting in April... sigh...

I actually liked wearing baju kurung!

Cheerios!

Bananas

Have YOU smelt the water that came out from a Banana?

What water you ask?

The water that the banana releases after being kept in a plastic bag for a night!

Faster! Go Smell!

impromptu

Am wondering if this is the suitable title...

Cause my friend Google couldn't give me the exact definition.. Must as well go and get a dictionary and hang it round my neck and I could be on E!'s fashion weekly for most fashionable item for the year! (mind my sarcasm for the morning!)

So anyway.. Yesterday after work I was suppose to go have Baskin Robbins with Shakoor... Somehow it started to rain heavily and I had blood flowing in my pants.. And his client came.. So no Baskin Robbins.. Which I'm kinda glad.. Cuz I was having bad cramps yesterday night... I thought I was giving birth cause it felt like contractions...

Anyhoo... P was in Segi doing I don't know what.. and I thought I called Jia cause erm... I dunno.. She's the call her person... ya... I think..

So we went to Ming Tien and had erm very late lunch? Cause it was about 4.30. Then we went and return her dumbass dvd which wouldn't play... (She uses her ps2 to play dvd's.. quite weird rite? I thought ps2 were only meant for ps2 games.. no?)And so we went to the dvd shop beside murni in hopes of getting a return of the same dvd... Lake House... :)

which I've wanted to watch ages ago... but they say they have no stock.. Oh well... And then we started to contemplate on what dvd to get cause since she'll be going over to MY HOUSE and watch but no.. she won't let me get step up 2 cause i haven't watch it yet! ( yesh... its very good so i heard) so we settled in for Sweeney Todd..

That show is like joker of the year.. It's kinda dumb at times and the story line is so erm... potong... kinda weird cause you're singing a song while jabbing a razor thru someone's neck.. er.. ya.. and we continued with love for all seasons... I tell you.. That show is a classic! Laughed like there was no tomorrow!

And then the best thing ever happened in my neighborhood! I heard the siren of some car and thought that it was police doing their ronda-ing and stuff.. busy body me decided to stuff my head through the window of my dad's toilet to see what in god's world is going on.. And I saw a big red fire truck! * please insert your own picture of a fire truck here and i'll insert it for you later cause i'm at work and it's in my phone!* OHMIGAWD! I tell you.. I haven't seen a fire truck before i was so happy you know... and then it passed by my house and stopped and then it started to go-stan...

*you know like when you order mcdelivery and they pass by your house and you know that they are suppose to go to your house but they always go all the way down and the make a u turn and go back up to your house?*

ya.. same thing for the fire truck.. just that they can't u-turn neither can they 3-point turn cause either way they'll get stuck between the houses unless their intentions are to bring the houses down! and soo... they go-stan-ed all the way back to dear uncle KC's house... at this time my neck was already stretching for good life cause I couldn't see what was going on...

Silly me... My room had great view... So i ran back to my room waking clair up at the same time screaming " OHMYGOD there's like a fucking fire truck in front of the house.. faster come see.. ohmygod so gan jeong.. i wonder what's happening.. i think got snake cause got no smoke also ei.. faster lar!"

And 20 minutes later they left... But they didn't hold any hoses... and they didn't have any bags of snake carried out... so don't tell me they go and inspect the house and make sure safety precautions are taken at what...10.30 at night? erm don't think so... I'll go home and ask my maid later.. cause she also another busy body!

And I resume back to my attempt in opening my this sweet in this really cute jam bottle which is specially made like those australian rock kiwi sweet just that this one have their names in it... aww... which i spent 1/2 and hour opening and still gave up in the end... hehe...

oh GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!