Hide Me When The Police Comes!

I committed a crime..
No.. I'm serious..
I'm as serious as Obama wanting to be president..
I'm as serious as Carey Bradshaw choosing what to wear for her wedding..


I'M SERIOUSLY NOT LYING!



I need to go to the police station somemore... :(
hur hur...
If only my dad was the sultan...
then he can tell the police man that...
'babi engkau! Dia ialah anak aku.. Puteri Lynn! Dia boleh park kereta dia di mana saja dia mahu.. Biarkan di tengah jalan ke, atau di tengah longkang! Biadab kau kerana bagi dia saman? Nak mati ke nak kena rotan?'

I got a fucking saman!!!!
And it's not from DBKL lor machauhai....
It's from POLIS DIRAJA MALAYSIA..


GODDAMNIT!!!!



And do you know who's fault is it?
NO! it's not mine...
It's stupid Mahsa's..
Goddamn Mahsa's....
Because of their lack of organization!!!!
FUCK!

diuniama..

I fucking pay money to park inside one lorh.....
Then the stupid guard come and tell me I cannot park inside..
He somemore dare to ask me whether I work there or study there...
Are you fucking blind????
And I told him that I pay.. and he's like 'oh.. masih tak boleh...'
niama!!!!

So I paid Mahsa for you to tell me 'oh.. masih tak boleh...'
I can pay my brother 10 bucks and he can repeat the same sentence to me until I fall asleep lor.. Niasing!!!!

urgh...
This is so unfair...
I bet i'm not the only one that got the saman..
I'm sure the whole row of cars got it..
I wonder if Chris kena tak...
Shall go ask...


But seriously lor..
I paid and you don't let me park inside..
now that I've got a saman...
Are YOU gonna pay the saman for me?
FUCK NO rite?
So why am I not allowed to park inside when I fucking paid....


arhh... stupid MAHSA and their screwed up management...
What's the point of improving the college when you don't even try to improve your efficiency?
Isn't disciplince and efficiency important in Medical Science too?
Or it simply does not bother you cause your wallet is filled with cash???

Stupid Mahsa can suck my dick...
(that's if I have one) But still I detest!


pfft.... I need to chill...
someone get me a cold draft of beer!!!
ok... so maybe i exaggerated a lil on the going to jail part but still..

Kick me off your plane!

Lemme feel what's it like to fall!!!!

I totally had my cram-all-the-anatomy-you-have-studied-for-the-past-few-months-into-your-brain today...
But before that I was determined to hand in my PTPTN Loan form once and for all..
before I forget and regret for good :)
smart me!!

I actually thought of going to the library in college for my very-long-name-refer-to-the-above session..
But the idea that there is no internet connection in college just kills me...
which bring around the fact that it's freaking weird that a college does not have any wifi?!?!?!

Quite stupid rite?

Then the students bring their laptop to college to?

-play games in between their super long breaks
-watch porn/movies in between study breaks to keep them going
-send songs/pictures to their classmates

machibai!!
And the computer lab computer's cannot access facebook, youtube, friendster, blogger etc...
so imagine those people who commute from one end of the city to the other end..
come to college early in the morning just to realize that the morning class is canceled..
and it's a waste of time/money to go back and come again later..
go to the computer lab and spend 2-3 hours staring at the computer playing solitaire???
are they nuts???

But that's totally besides what I wanted to blog bout today...
So like I was saying that I was thinking of going to the library ( i just realize how easily distracted i am )
I decided to go to Starbucks instead..
At Bangsar Village II...
Why Bangsar Village II you ask??

cause it's near PBD, and because ... Why am I even telling u this..
I like lar.. OK?

So I was there for like 4 gruesome hours..
Which I spent 45 minutes studying..
then an hour checking my mails, facebook yada-yada
and the rest watching Gossip Girl... :)

And I effing got a 9/10 for my anatomy orals....
Am I a genius or what???
NO.....
Cause I said that the sacrum ( which is the 5 bones above your tail bone ) was the Sternum ..
And he was like..
-.-" that's at yout butt...
And I started laughing!!!!

But yeah...
Yours truly!!!
A 9/10....
Lucky it was orals..
Imagine if it was written..
I'd probably get a 0.5 / 10

I'm so HAPPY!

I got my platypus bottle dy... so cute!!!

barbiboooooooooooo

I'm officially LIFELESS!!!
yes.. thank you very much :)

I thought I'd go over to Pusat Bandar Damansara to and up my PTPTN forms once and for all..
since the deadline is nearing and all..
and knowing myself..
I'm a sucker with deadline..
so yeah..

Turns out I had to bring a photostated copy of my parent's IC...
goddamnit...
why didn't anyone tell me..
or was I not listening..
one way or another I'll have to go back tomorrow...

arggghhhhhh
I hate going to PBD..
that place pretty much sucks...

OOHH..
if that wasn't bad...
I got a message from Jing Yi....
(while i was eating my breakfast at KFC.. like finally I'm awake early enough to try it out)
She told me that I don't need to go to college..
Cause we're having SDL till 2.30 which is Physiology...

NICE...

and so ....
I came up with my own list of things to consider before entering a college...

1. how often are the classes.
- incase u don't know... I have 3 classes a day.. sometimes one, sometimes 2, or none at all :)

2. do they cancel their classes often..
- my college cancels their classes ever so often... I go on impromptu shopping sprees and
movies

3. do they have classes called SDL
- F.Y.I SDL happens to be Self Done Learning...
That means u study on your own... at home or a shopping centre for that matter of fact :)

4. it's freaking close to your house
- so when u have 3 and a half hour breaks you can go home and sleep..

MAHSA can give you all this... how cool right?????
join the next intake lar... it's in july I think....

so right now I'm in Bangsar, Celebrity Fitness cause I have nothing better to do...
And cause I'm such a loser...
I'm now using Kenny's laptop to blog, check my mail and my facebook..

I'm going home to sleep...

pathetic me :(

ohh la la

seriously... i dunno what title to put for my post..
i'm going nuts...
pfft*

did i tell ya'll that i've been frequenting the cinemas ever so often???
shit..
but it's so easy to buy my tickets now cause i don't need to line up
and can book my tickets and take it 30 minutes after the movie start :)

what? haven't you heard of fashionably late???
oh.. cause i use my maybankard :)

i've watched prom night, then followed by narnia ( omg prince caspian is sooo cute ), then the happening ( jia was fucking annoying cause i was so scared and she was like laughing ) and then i'm finally watching MADE OF HONOUR..

omg omg omg..

patrick mcdreamy dempsey :)

drools.....

Did i mention that this week was supposed to be EXAM WEEK?
so if you've got a normal functioning brain..
you'll expect the whole entire week to be exams rite?
which includes all subjects that were thought rite?

not for MAHSA
everybody studied like shit..
i... :) didn't study...
wait.. i did....
a lil :)

but that's besides the point...
they studied their asses off through the whole one week of break...
and then when we checked the schedule ( which i mind you changes every fucking week and only posted up during the evening on a friday when everyone is rushing home )
it turned out that we only had one paper at 11.30 for kinesiology.

akdjflkahsdoifjadoeireoinhiwekq0mj
wtf????

somehow..
your's truly decided to memorize some terminologies before i sat for the exam..
fucking shit i tell you...
all i memorized was on..
except for the lever part where i fucking screwed it up by putting the second lever for the third lever...

and smart alec me decided to be the first one to hand up my paper..
which gave him a chance to read my answers
he looked at my last answer and smiled...
niama!!!!
i totally screwed my fucking paper!!!!

which totally reminds me..
that my attention span is soooo short these few days..
even when i'm driving...
i'll be holding the steering wheel.. looking at the road
but my mind is wandering somewhere else..

i should look for a therapist...
ya....

:)