B-o-o-b-s

And so before i slip into my depression-leave-me-alone-fuck-off mode... I was talking to Leanne when she was at the cafe...

There was a class going on.. And this particular aunty had like super perky breast. And she was wearing a halter top. Means she's either wearing erm.. strapless bra or no bra.. For a dance class.

But that's besides the point...

Her boobs don't bounce when she dances... So we just started talking bout her boobs lar.. Bout how it must be fake! And wonder how much she paid and all.. Cause seriously.. At that age ( i bet she's bout erm 50+) and so... ya.. gravity should be taking action already rite?

And plus.. I'm sure she went for breast implants.. cause her boobs are like fucking big for her body... It's almost like pamela anderson just that her body is not as curvacious...

eee... imagine when she sleep and her breast still stands still like 2 mountains. And it's stiff and hard!!! yer.....

omg.. what if it explodes when she is on a plane?